You’ve probably all heard about it, by now. The Wildcats lost, last night, to Gardner-Webb.
“Who’s that?” you’re thinking.
No, it’s not the newest prospect in Billy G’s recruiting machine, it’s not even a person. It’s a school in North Carolina, apparently, 5000 students strong, that has been in the NCAA Division I for eight years. Yeah. EIGHT YEARS. Last season, they only won six games. Last night, they relied on backdoor cuts and three point shooting to look like a pretty decent high school team. Oh, yeah, and THEY WON! WHAT THE HELL!
As I watched the GW kids shoot out to an early lead and the Cats do absolutely nothing on either end of the court, Jason snoring on the couch next to me, I called my mom and said, “Are you watching this game? What’s going on?”
Once again, there was no offense. Mr. Makes-Me-Nervous (a senior leader, doncha know?) would streak up the court, play hot potato with the ball and turn it over. Mr. Joe We-Should-Have-Let-Him-Transfer-to-Michigan-State-When-He-Wanted-To Crawford would dribble around, maybe make a weak fall-away shot or throw the ball out of bounds. Basically, everyone who was a recognizable face to me generally douched the game. The guys who I’m not as familiar with their faces yet…guys like Patrick Patterson (and I just realized he really is a Pat-Pat), Alex Legion and Mark Coury (flurry)…seemed to try the hardest and had some success. Even Jodie Meeks, who I am a faithful believer in, didn’t do very well. What’s the deal?
I’ve heard so much about Billy G’s new “system” and how much adjustment it takes. From what I can see, it’s pretty much last season, as usual — good to great defense and offense my grandmother could defend against. So, what’s new? Oh, wait. Late night, game-eve film sessions? Game day full practices? What’s that about? Who can expect to play well, this early in the season, when you have two games, a film session, and a full speed practice in the span of 30 hours (also, when are these guys going to class?).
All in all, I’m glad that I fell asleep during the first half. I ended up going to bed thinking, “Yeah, this is Kentucky! We’ll pull it out.” This morning, as I sat down in front of the TV at 4:30 and ESPNU was replaying the game, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Yeah. We didn’t pull it out. Gardner-stupid-Webb beat the crap out of us. I’d wager that the top high school team in the state could have beaten GW, and probably pounded last night’s Cats, too.
If the trade-off at Kentucky is good football team, bad basketball team or vice versa, I’ll take the vice versa, again, please.
P.S. Are commentators going to harp on the “expectations” again, this year? I thought all that was through with the exit of Coach Smith. Additionally, can we petition Congress to outlaw any and all former coaches/assistant coaches/players/lovers of Duke basketball? It’s incredibly annoying. Oh, and finally, what’s the deal with the comment relayed from Coach Hall, last night, that winning the 1978 Championship wasn’t as much joyous, as a relief? Can we save the fan-bashing for another season, please? I think this one will be long enough, as it is.
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I’m not even in the mood for an interesting fact, today. I will say that the earliest I can remember being a University of Kentucky basketball fan was at the age of four. The seniors, that year did a barnstorming tour. These seniors included, in my recollection, Sam Bowie and Melvin Turpin (maybe Kenny Walker, but I don’t remember him, particularly). I went to the Henderson County High School leg of the tour. My cousin made friends with the players and got to sit on the bench with the team. I remember getting my picture taken with Melvin Turpin (I sat on his lap and I remember him being a LOT bigger than me). My uncle unearthed this picture a couple of years ago and gave it to me as a Christmas present. I wish I had a scanner so I could show you all how incredibly EXCITED I was to be in the presence of the Kentucky players. It’s one of my favorite pictures, ever.