Tomorrow is the day we celebrate birds that go “gobble, gobble,” the day we plan out our Black Friday shopping sprees, the day that giant balloons and marching bands take over midtown Manhattan, the day we watch the Cowboys and the Lions, and the day we nap. It’s Thanksgiving (for those of you living under a rock…or, not in America)!
Not to go all puppies and rainbows on you, since that would likely send any sort of regular reader into shock, but I’d like to post a leetle list of things I am thankful for (besides silly things like a job, a house, my health, blah, blah, blah):
1. I’m thankful that I have a five day weekend, beginning sometime between 1pm and 4:15pm, today. (It depends on how generous the boss people are.)
2. I’m thankful that I only have two car payments left on the Gas Sipper.
3. I’m thankful that my aunt is doing much better after her heart attack (last week!) and is going to be able to spend Thanksgiving with the family.
4. I’m thankful that my brother-in-law got transferred to a different battery, and that this battery is not scheduled for deployment, next year.
5. I’m thankful that somebody loves me despite my moodiness, my apparent fear of makeup, my fat ass and my poor driving and cooking skills.
6. I’m thankful that there are at least a few people in the world who are smarter than the family we sat next to at dinner, last night. They ruined my meal with their self-righteous talk of St. George of the Bush.
7. I’m thankful that basketball season wasn’t canceled, this year, in favor of a (seemingly, at least right now) superior football program.
8. I’m thankful that my friends still love me enough to come over to my house, tonight, even though I haven’t been hanging out with them a whole lot, lately.
9. I’m thankful that my family and my whole entire life is nowhere near as crazy as some of the crap I read about, every day.
10. I’m thankful that nearly all of my Christmas shopping is finished.